Friday Morning Funnies: More Puns For An Educated Mind

1. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

2. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

4. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

7. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

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