1. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
2. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
4. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
7. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’