1. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
3. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
4. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
5. A backward poet writes inverse.
6. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.