Friday Morning Funnies: Puns for Educated Minds III

1. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

3. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

4. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

5. A backward poet writes inverse.

6. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

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