Category Archives: coffee

Friday Morning Funnies: BP Spills Coffee

This is what happens when BP spills coffee, courtesy of UCBComedy.com

hat tip goes to LAUGH!!

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New Meaning For "Getting Up In The Morning": Authorities Seize Boxes Of Viagra-Laced Coffee

It doesn’t get much stranger then this.
Health Ministry officials in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia confiscated 900 boxes of coffee laced with Viagra from a company that marketed the coffee as an energy booster.
The 900 confiscated boxes containing some 9,000 coffee packets were worth more $20,000 and some of the Viagra-laced coffee had been distributed nationwide.
Talk about getting yourself up in the morning!

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Friday Morning Humor


I know everyone reading this will enjoy it – no matter which sex you are.

This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac  doing 75 mph with her face, up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. 

I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,  it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned  “Big Jim and the Twins”, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!

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Friday Morning Humor


I know everyone reading this will enjoy it – no matter which sex you are.

This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac  doing 75 mph with her face, up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. 

I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,  it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned  “Big Jim and the Twins”, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!

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