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Friday Morning Funnies: TWO LITTLE BOYS

By JOE BURTON
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.


So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “WHERE is GOD?!”

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time!” “GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!”


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>Be Like Dirk

>From FunnyorDie.com

Everyone playing basketball nowadays knows that if you want to be the best you have to be like Dirk Nowitzki. No one wants to Be Like Mike, everyone wants to Be Like Dirk.
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My congratulations to Dirk Nowitzki and the rest of the Dallas Maverick winning the NBA Championship this Sunday.

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>Friday Funnies: The Daytona Fish Gun with Matt Dillon

>From FunnyorDie.com

When your fishing poles just aren’t cutting it, maybe it’s time to step up and use what the REAL fishing pro’s use. Go out and get yourself a Fish Gun from “Daytona” Dan Jackson (Matt Dillon) today, so you can kill fish with bullets like you’re supposed to

I wonder if you need a license for that thing?

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>Friday Morning Funnies: President Bush Reacts to Osama Bin Laden’s Death with Will Ferrell

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Barack Obama sent Navy Seal Team 6 to take out Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad and made a statement confirming it on Sunday night. Former President George W. Bush finally responds to who and what has been terrorizing him for years.

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>Friday Morning Funnies: Trump Routs Out Obama’s Birth Certificate

>From FunnyOrDie.com

Donald Trump sits down to talk about Obama’s birth certificate again and what he’s going to do to find out the truth.

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>Friday Morning Funnies: When Harry Met Sally 2

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>Today’s April Fool’s Day Video: Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes

>On Charlie Sheen’s new cooking show; Winning Recipes, Charlie shows you how to cook using all of the power of a warlock.

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